Tips to follow when calling up a SP to book an appointment

Don't be a Dic
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make sure you actually READ ALL the info posted in her ad.
Don't be a Dic
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when her rates are posted as $200 for the hour and try to low ball her by offering only $80. (Be a REAL MAN and get a better paying job if you don't have the money in the first place)
Don't be a Dic
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do not ask for a discount just because you think you're good looking (You're probably not)
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and ask for a senior's discount
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and ask for a student discount
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and ask for a birthday discount
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and say there's only me and my buddy coming and then you show up with 6 buddies to her front door
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and say there's just me and my buddy here and when she gets there, there's more like 8 of you.
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when you agreed upon a price (for example $200.00) and you only show up with $150 or so. That's a guaranteed way to get a lousy service. Be a REAL MAN and keep your word.
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when you book an appointment and you decided to no show without giving her notice.
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when a girl says in her post, NO BLOCKED CALLERS, NO TEXTS, NO PAYPHONES, NO EMAILS, she means exactly that. Grow some BALLS and call her showing your number so she can confirm it.
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and ask for if she'll accept drugs instead of cash. (She'll tell you to go FUCK yourself probably)
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and ask her for her face pictures or other private parts of her body.
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and ask for Bareback service or shit like that when it CLEARLY STATES in her ad, NO BAREBACK.
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and ask for "unlimited times"
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and ask if she's available for next week, next month or next year. Most girls expect you to book for NOW!
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and show up all stinky and smelly from work or the gym
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and ask her 1000 questions and suck up all her time without ever having the intentions of booking. (Call a 1-800 sex chat line instead)
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and brag to her how "big" you are and if she can handle 12" (She's thinking...."what a LOOOOOSER!!")
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and treat her like a piece of meat you just bought. Have some respect and be a gentlemen. Women will respond better to you that way.
Don't be a Dic
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and send pictures of your dick, your face or your body thinking that you will impress this escort (GUARANTEED she's thinking, what a LOOOOSER this Dic is!)

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